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if i have to endure it, so do you

As comforting as the schadenfreude of dragging me along with you would be, you've brought this upon yourself, 007.

you're coming. eve is coming

That's very kind of her, isn't it?

you're aware of how powerful zee is, are you not?

And that you are her lackey, yes.

i doubt you'd want to spend christmas as a rabbit

Are you threatening me with her solely for the purpose of inducing me to attend a party you don't want to endure?

yes

Then you can sod off.

i'll pick you up that morning

Edited 2012-12-20 03:05 (UTC)

I hope you'll be feeling quick. I hear rabbits are notoriously difficult to catch.

if you behave yourself, you might only be subjected to a christmas jumper. can't be more awful than what you wear already

You must be joking.

it's often hard to tell at zee's get togethers

You should be content with your capture of Miss Moneypenny.

she's coming willingly

Then you should count that as a victory and be done with it.

zee will be very upset if you don't come